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646f9e108c When marauding orcs invade a US National Park, our collective fates lie in the hands of Ranger Cal Robertson and his side-kick, Volunteer Cadet Hobie, who must stop the wave of destruction before the whole world is overrun.
Faced with extinction, two park rangers are forced to defend the national park against hordes of rampaging orcs. Ancient and long forgotten, these orcs are unleashed from the depths of the mountains, and they won't stop until we're all dead.
All over my country you couldn&#39;t visit a shop without seeing this flick. When you pick it up you will notice immediately that it says, the monsters from Lord Of The Rings are back. Do I need to say more?<br/><br/>I didn&#39;t liked it at all, why you ask yourself. Well, there should be a bit of comedy in it, I didn&#39;t laugh at all. The only thing that gives my face a bit of a twist was the return of an urine sample. The main lead (Adam Johnson)annoyed me a lot and wasn&#39;t funny at all. I&#39;m not used to see him in those acting parts, I remember him from Frozen (2010). The cadet Hobie wasn&#39;t funny neither, if youngsters would look at it maybe they would laugh.<br/><br/>The orcs did look nice but when the are being shot they are hit with CGI bullets and the cheap kind of CGI, so it shows. And when they attack it goes on and on and nothing really happens. There are a few killings that are worth noticing but it doesn&#39;t save this picture. The decapitation was okay but it was too late.<br/><br/>It&#39;s sad that this so-called comedy didn&#39;t work at all for me. <br/><br/>Gore 1/5 Nudity 0/5 Effects 1/5 Story 2/5 Comedy 0,5/5
In Orcs!, forest rangers Cal (Adam Johnson) and Hobie (Maclain Nelson) battle a horde of mythical monsters from Middle-Earth, who emerge from a mountain to wreak havoc in a National Park. Such a set up is clearly intended to be nothing more than a bit of dumb fun, but while the film is certainly dumb, there&#39;s not nearly enough fun, with a lack of decent jokes and scares, and a failure to deliver on the outrageous gore and gratuitous nudity suggested by an early shot of a decapitated head on a stick and the presence of two young hotties in tight vests.<br/><br/>Most notable of all, perhaps, is the distinct lack of actual creatures. Sure, there are plenty of extras running around in cheap looking suits of armour, but as far as identifiable orcs are concerned—you know, ugly critters with real bad complexions and over-sized fangs—well, they can be counted on the fingers of one hand. No doubt this was due to budgetary constraints, but the viewer can&#39;t help but feel a tad cheated. This is where an excess of gore and a spot of nudity would have come in handy: after all, it doesn&#39;t cost a fortune to throw some buckets of blood around and get a few aspiring starlets to strip off, and it sure would have helped matters immensely.<br/><br/>Instead, we get irritating main characters, supposedly &#39;witty&#39; dialogue that falls flat on its face, one or two unconvincing death scenes, a repetitive over-long night-time siege totally devoid of tension, and a couple of inexplicable pastiches of key scenes from The Fellowship of the Ring which are neither clever nor funny—all of which adds up to an instantly forgettable waste of time.

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