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646f9e108c This final installment of the recent Gamera trilogy begins with schoolgirl Ayana discovering a large egg in a cave that, according to legend, houses demons. The egg hatches into a small monster, which Ayana decides to raise and quickly develops as psychic bond with. As Ayana's monster, named Iris, grows to adulthood, the flying turtle Gamera begins to take an interest in this new potential threat. Who will be the victor in the final battle, and how much of Japan will be left standing at the end?
In a small Japanese village, a young woman discovers the means for her revenge, while Gyaos birds are sighted around the world and humankind debates Gamera's allegiance.
Announcer: ... and this just in from Paris, a major nuclear catastrophe wiping out the entire Kingdom of Great Britain. But now we go to the big news of the day, that the recently retired King of Monsters, Godzilla, has brought to court a suit of plagiarism against longtime rival, Gamera, the flying turtle. And we are fortunate to have Godzilla and Gamera in the studio with us today. Godzilla, what made you decide to bring this suit to court so late in your career.<br/><br/>God.: Well, I put off watching &quot;Retard of Iris&quot; for a long time, but one day, Rodan and me were having a few beers, so we popped it in and long before the movie ended, I realized i was watching pretty much the whole of my &quot;Heisei&quot; period distilled into some school-girl fantasy of what a Kaiju film might be. <br/><br/>Gam.: Hold on there, lizard breath. We kaiju are a special breed. unfortunately that means there&#39;s just so many things we can do, then we have to do them all over again. How many times have you stomped Tokyo? How many ways are there that Tokyo can be stomped. I mean, let&#39;s be honest. <br/><br/>God.: Honest?! There hasn&#39;t been a single movie you made that didn&#39;t steal something from one of mine - what about that monster of yours with the same name as one of mine, Baragon? <br/><br/>Gam.: My monster&#39;s name is BarUgAn. In Japanese, inflection is everything. And then you had the gall to name some kid&#39;s rubber-suit fantasy bully directly after me in &quot;Godzilla&#39;s Revenge&quot;. <br/><br/>God.: I didn&#39;t make that movie! Honda took some of my home movies and patched them together, that material was not for public viewing. <br/><br/>Gam.: Most of your films are not for public viewing, I mean they are SO bad! God.: Some of your later &#39;60s stuff is such a mess, I couldn&#39;t make heads or tails of it. All those silly ten-year-old kids - are you a pedophile by any chance, shell-head? <br/><br/>Announcer: Gentlemonsters, please - our audience! <br/><br/>Gam.: Old nuke-for-brains here just doesn&#39;t get it - we are all made for children, that&#39;s why we&#39;re so lovable. <br/><br/>God.: &quot;Loveable&quot;?! I&#39;ll have you know that when Ghidrah and me destroyed Tokyo in my last film, the audience held it&#39;s breath to see if it was still alive. <br/><br/>Gam.: If that made sense, it would still sound stupid. Besides, didn&#39;t you think my fisting the bad-thing in &quot;Revenge (that&#39;s REVENGE - you&#39;re the only retard here!) of Iris&quot; in order to pull the girl out of its gut - now that&#39;s pretty darn awesome, if I do say so myself. <br/><br/>God.: well, you&#39;re the only one who would say that. The fact remains that the Iris bad-thing is a direct rip-off of my enemy Biolante. <br/><br/>Gam.: S

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