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a5c7b9f00b Nearly three years have passed since the beginning of the Clone Wars. The Republic, with the help of the Jedi, take on Count Dooku and the Separatists. With a new threat rising, the Jedi Council sends Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker to aid the captured Chancellor. Anakin feels he is ready to be promoted to Jedi Master. Obi-Wan is hunting down the Separatist General, Grievous. When Anakin has future visions of pain and suffering coming Padmé's way, he sees Master Yoda for counsel. When Darth Sidious executes Order 66, it destroys most of all the Jedi have built. Experience the birth of Darth Vader. Feel the betrayal that leads to hatred between two brothers. And witness the power of hope.
Three years into the Clone Wars, the Jedi rescue Palpatine from Count Dooku. As Obi-Wan pursues a new threat, Anakin acts as a double agent between the Jedi Council and Palpatine and is lured into a sinister plan to rule the galaxy.
The film opens with a big space battle - fair enough. Hayden Christensen and Ewan McGregor are on a mission to rescue Ian McDiarmid from Christopher Lee in what we presume is a put-up job, although it&#39;s never made clear. Lee is killed off pretty swiftly in a scene that is very effective if you&#39;ve seen Return Of The Jedi, but not to worry - he&#39;s in cahoots with the leader of the Seperatists, a half-droid creature called General Greivous. Yes, that is his name.<br/><br/>Two problems with the film present themselves here. One is that, as always the politics are interminable. The other is Greivous. He&#39;s an entirely CGI-character, not as bad as Jar Jar by any means, but the problem is that he just doesn&#39;t work. The character fails to be either impressive or interesting and as he takes up much of the first half of the movie, we suffer. Still, Lucas has now reduced Jar Jar to two appearances and one line in the whole movie, so it&#39;s not all bad news. Ahmed Best&#39;s name in the end credits is clearly a cruel joke.<br/><br/>Mcgergor&#39;s Obi Wan Kenobi, searching for something to do, goes after Greivous and finds himself in a battle sequence that feels like it&#39;s in a Pixar movie. Meanwhile, Christensen&#39;s Anakin becomes closer and closer to Palpatine and more and more estranged from Sam Jackson and the rest of the Jedi Council. Oh, and his wife is pregnant. Portman gets almost nothing to do this time around.<br/><br/>The film really picks up at about the half-way stage. McDiarmid reveals his true nature and is allowed a light-sabre duel with half the Jedi Council. He uses the Force-lightning from &quot;Jedi&quot;, which backfires and causes his face to look, well, like the Emperor. Jackson buys it only when Anakin finally chooses a side and chops his hand off, leaving Palpatine to finish the job. This film&#39;s obsessed with limbs being chopped off! Turned to the dark side, Anakin is dubbed &quot;Darth Vader&quot;. No explanation is given. He is then sent off to kill the Jedi in the &quot;Temple&quot;. When it gets there, it turns out they&#39;re children. He does indeed kill them all - off-screen. But the scene is spoilt by a kid who makes Phantom Menace&#39;s Jake Lloyd seem like Jodie Foster in Taxi Driver - after this moppet speaks, you WANT Vader to wipe them out! Meanwhile, the clone warriors turn on the Jedi in a very effective montage sequence that sees all the Jedi wiped out. Sole survivors, of course, are McGregor an

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