Donald Trump maligns Puerto Rico because of its location. The residents, in his warped philosophy, have positioned themselves in the direct path of hurricanes and haven't done anything constructive to ward off earthquakes, just to irritate him. He has pronounced that the citizens of Seoul should just move somewhere to avoid Kim Jong-un's wrath, and he no doubt envisions the same kind of lunatic solution for Puerto Rico. His abiding purpose, though, is to rid the planet of people who don't resemble him and who are too poor to be robbed by him. We are unforgivably late in sending emergency relief to Puerto Rico. Somebody please hurry!