I do not know who came up with this but oh, so true. Trump: The “billionaire” who hides his tax returns.
The “genius” who hides his college grades.
The “businessman” who bankrupted 3 casinos and lost over $1B in 10 years.
The “playboy” who pays for sex.
The “Christian” who doesn’t go to church.
The “philanthropist” who defrauds charity.
The “patriot” who dodged the draft.
The “innocent man” who refuses to testify.
The "president*" who takes no responsibility.
The "tough, strong" man who wears make-up and hair spray. The 'deal maker" who has yet to close a deal.
Trump Talk Translated:
"Many People have told me" = Voices inside my head
"A lot of people don't know" = I just learned
"Believe me" = I just lied
"In Fact" = I'm about to lie
"He's a great guy" = I will deny ever knowing this person after they begin to tell the truth about me
"Nobody knew" = Everyone knew except me
"Huge" = moderate to below average in size "Loser" = someone who makes me feel inferior due to their talent or accomplishments
"Policy Briefing" = Watching Fox News
"Liar" = Someone who tells the truth about me
"Fake News" = Real news “Experts Say”= Sean Hannity said
“ Everyone’s Saying”=What Fox News said
“He/She is doing a Incredible Job”=He/she lies very well
“Americans”= People in states that voted for me
“I give myself a A+” I am a Narcissist