MAY 5TH

After much consideration, I am urging ALL of this groups member to vote UKIP on MAY 5TH. This is the only party that will make Britain GREAT again. Please urge ALL your friends and family to do the same.

Stop the game, ref. We’re all too cross to play by the rules and my Dad wasn't a lesbien!

Last weekend a man in a blue shirt fell over while playing a game of football. And a free-kick was awarded by the referee against the team playing in red shirts. This made the man who manages the team in red shirts very furious. “Och aye the noo,” He told…Read More

Stop the game, ref. We’re all too cross to play by the rules and my Dad wasn't a lesbien!

Last weekend a man in a blue shirt fell over while playing a game of football. And a free-kick was awarded by the referee against the team playing in red shirts. This made the man who manages the team in red shirts very furious. “Och aye the noo,” He told…Read More

Johnny Foreigner and Political correctness

 No arguing please – the Russians are the worst tourists in the world. A lout from Liverpool may vomit on you and that’s nasty. But a Russian would happily garnish your pizza with a dash of polonium. And that’s so much worse In the whole of human history…Read More

Get real, Mr Politician or you’ll find yourself sitting next to a Nazi

WHEN the British National Party win a handful of seats at the European elections, everyone with frizzy hair and comfortable shoes will run around blaming mainstream politicians for resurfacing their moats on the taxpayer. Hmm. That's like Ronald McDonald…Read More

Brown's Britain gives me rules rage

WE learned this week that Gordon Brown likes to throw office equipment at people when he's cross. We know too that road rage is everywhere and that you can get killed for accusing someone of pushing into a queue. We used to get by on the phrase "mustn't…Read More

Budget 2009

THEY said there would be no more boom and bust in the economy. Just before the financial system exploded. They made a solemn pledge in their election manifesto that they would not raise income tax. And now they have. They were out with the amount of borrowing…Read More
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