Gary D Risley Sr.
Gary D Risley Sr.

I want to remind everybody in these comments I read , that CHRISTIANITY is not a RELIGION. If you are born again and washed in JESUS blood and repent and ask forgiveness FOR YOUR SIN and except him in your heart only then you are a Christian and belong to JESUS. YOU ARE BORN IN THIS LIFE A SINNER AND YOU MUST COME TO CHRIST AND ASK FOR FORGIVENESS. you ARE NOT A RELIGION, BUT BORN AGAIN.

Pep Cookiedoe
Pep Cookiedoe
  • Gary D Risley Sr.

wow that was weird

Jo Jo Jones
Jo Jo Jones
  • Gary D Risley Sr.

not weird Pep. It was for you.. this Jesus you laugh at died for you too...you don't have to believe it, but that don't make it less true

Pep Cookiedoe
Pep Cookiedoe
  • Gary D Risley Sr.

I'm not laughing at jesus you fucking knob, I'm laughing at all these people throwing a tantrum over a twenty second video

Domenic DeMatteis
Domenic DeMatteis

Last I checked I live in the United States of America. Adult swim is based in Atlanta, Georgia and all of you people are naively hypocritical. What was that favorite right wing adage? Love it or leave it? Last I checked freedom of speech is part of the constitution - that piece of paper you all love to manipulate as long as it is in line with your oppressive christian viewpoints. Good luck getting this off the air it'll never happen because Adult Swim doesn't give a damn about your...

Last I checked I live in the United States of America. Adult swim is based in Atlanta, Georgia and all of you people are naively hypocritical. What was that favorite right wing adage? Love it or leave it? Last I checked freedom of speech is part of the constitution - that piece of paper you all love to manipulate as long as it is in line with your oppressive christian viewpoints. Good luck getting this off the air it'll never happen because Adult Swim doesn't give a damn about your demographic which is the whole reason it made it on the air in the first place. Don't like it? Turn off the idiot box and crack open a science book and maybe you'll quit wasting bandwidth on such trivial issues.

Nick Wallace
Nick Wallace
  • Domenic DeMatteis

Yeah well thats just like....your opinion man....

Lauren Michelle
Lauren Michelle
  • Domenic DeMatteis

just so you know that on the right of the facebook where there is a list of friends comments, this comment says it is temporarily unavailable I think you may be offending someone at facebook

Lauren Michelle
Lauren Michelle
  • Domenic DeMatteis

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Pep Cookiedoe
Pep Cookiedoe
  • Domenic DeMatteis

Ooh, that's some handy info I didn't know.

Gary Ehrgott
Gary Ehrgott
  • Domenic DeMatteis

You my illiterate friend are hypocritical because if you have even half a brain we are excersising our right to voice our opinion, so as for being niave . If the truth be known we have as much right to voice our opinions as m,uch as you do, AND FURTHER MORE I SERVED our so-called government by serving in the UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS so I believe I have as much or if not more to speak my mind.

Aaron Fesser
Aaron Fesser
  • Domenic DeMatteis

Gary Ehrgott Exactly. Your opinion. Your opinion entitles you to fuck all. The constitution is clear. This is protected speech. If you're offended by it then avoid it. Why is this concept so difficult to grasp? There are actual problem going on that you can actually do something about - this is not one of them. Instead of crying like a baby about someone making fun of jesus why don't you actually follow his teachings for a change - you know, the teachings that make him sound like a giant socialist. fucking conservatives.

Pep Cookiedoe
Pep Cookiedoe
  • Domenic DeMatteis

Judy Chappell: Why cant humanity have more sweethearts like you?

I don't see anyone here named Gary so he must have blocked me, ahahaha.

Pep Cookiedoe
Pep Cookiedoe

If you get this banned from the internet, its only going to let folks know it rustled your jimies something extroadinary, and they'll make an even more sacrilegious one just to spite you.

That's how humanity works, an act of retort on ones part to destroy a message or symbol of hate will only give the accosted party reason to make something even more symbolically hateful.

Its as simple as newton's law of physics, for every action there is an equal and opposing reaction.

Banning one video...

If you get this banned from the internet, its only going to let folks know it rustled your jimies something extroadinary, and they'll make an even more sacrilegious one just to spite you.

That's how humanity works, an act of retort on ones part to destroy a message or symbol of hate will only give the accosted party reason to make something even more symbolically hateful.

Its as simple as newton's law of physics, for every action there is an equal and opposing reaction.

Banning one video wont do anything, banning all videos that defile the will of god will go either the way of the petition to put prayer's back in school. i.e. fucking nowhere.

Or should it succeed, it will go the same way anything else of this sort does, retaliation.

Imagine if atheist made a petition to ban all religious videos from the internet? Its the same as what your doing, its an atheist video, if you want to delete it, you also must agree to delete all theist videos to avoid hypocrisy. It's not so easy to accept doing that is it?

I myself am agnostic, I see Theists and Atheists as no better than the other. I believe in magic without the religious ties it has in theist circles, and I think Unicorns and Pegasi are real and that at the end of each Rainbow there is a cart of gold, but you can never reach it because Leprechauns have become crafty with hauling their carts around. I also believe in a lot of other things that I won't go into but none of them have ties to Theism.

Pep Cookiedoe
Pep Cookiedoe
  • Pep Cookiedoe

What makes you think I'm angry about this? I'm just trolling and also just providing evidence to why such a petition is stupid. I was probably laughing more with all of this than I was spitting with anger, I don't take anything on this site seriously dude/dudette.

"I would admonish you to consider what will happen to you after you take your last breath." I am going to hell? Pff, big deal. Satan and I are buddies.

"It is obvious that you have recognized that there once lived a man named...

What makes you think I'm angry about this? I'm just trolling and also just providing evidence to why such a petition is stupid. I was probably laughing more with all of this than I was spitting with anger, I don't take anything on this site seriously dude/dudette.

"I would admonish you to consider what will happen to you after you take your last breath." I am going to hell? Pff, big deal. Satan and I are buddies.

"It is obvious that you have recognized that there once lived a man named Jesus. Wether you believe that he was the Christ, the only begotten Son of Jehovah God, or not does not change the fact that He came to this earth a little over 2,013 years ago to die on a cross for you and me and every human being in the world that lives now, lived in the past and for all those not yet born."

I did once believe, but I gave up once I realized that when diagnosing any bible through its entire length, made no sense...

Also, yes Jesus was a real person, so was Albert Einstein, they both had a name... doesn't make them any less mortal.

Also yes he died on a cross, who gives a shit. If Justin Bieber died on a cross would you consider him the saviour of man? Well, I personally would, but not for the same reasons as you do for Jesus.

"You and I were created in His image when He made Adam and Eve. Every human being is connected/kin dating back to Adam and Eve. The first death happened when God had to kill an animal to make skin cloathing for Adam and Eve." Yes, all of humanity is inbred fuck-wits and that's why 90% of us are stupid beyond recognition, we've heard this all before.

" I believe the saying that one day, every knee will bow and every tongue will confess that Jesus Christ IS Lord!!!"

Oh, we'll see about that...

Anyway, I thought you were going to try to argue logically with me not just quote stories from the bible I already knew. Guess you're just too single-minded to abate my logic.

Becky Schoelkopf
Becky Schoelkopf
  • Pep Cookiedoe

HEY THERE!!! I HAD TO READ THIS A FEW X'S TO MAKE SURE I WAS SEEING RIGHT!!! SOME OF WHAT YOU SAY MAKE'S SOME SENCE!!! ONE THING FOR SURE IS,I DON'T THINK YOU'RE ANGRY ABOUT THIS,SO MUCH!!! YOU'RE JUST ANGRY!! HAVING A RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD,YOU DON'T JUST TREAT LIKE A WATER FAUCET!!!!! YOU CAN'T TURN IT ON THEN OFF!!! I JUST ASK YOU TO BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF!!! SOMEWHERE,SOMEHOW,YOU'R BUDDY,SATAN,TOOK AWAY YOU'R HAPPINESS,SOMETHING HAPPENED!!! WE ARE HERE FOR YOU!!

Pep Cookiedoe
Pep Cookiedoe
  • Pep Cookiedoe

Ahahahaha, you silly goose! My relationship with Satan is a joke I made up for the shits n' giggles.

It's cool I got a whole University backing me, I don't need you and I don't need your silly prayers, thanks for the generous offer though.

Becky Schoelkopf
Becky Schoelkopf
  • Pep Cookiedoe

FIRST OF ALL I ALWAY'S USE BIG LETTER'S!! I'M GLAD IT IRITATE'S U!!! IF U THINK THAT'S A FUNNY CARTOON,ALL OF U HAVE SICK PERSONALITIES!!!! AND MY GOD IS REAL,AND REMEMBER THIS ON NIGHT'S U CAN'T SLEEP OR IF YOU'R REALLY SICK, AND MAYBE EVEN TAKE YOU'R LAST BREATH MY FRIEND!!! GOD WILL BE THERE FOR YOU.ALL YOU'LL HAVE TO DO IS REPENT OF YOU'S SIN'S AND ASK FORGIVNESS!!! GOD HATES THE SIN,LOVE'S THE SINNER!!! UNDERSTAND THIS,IF U DARE!!! AND I WILL ALWAY'S PRAY FOR ATHIEST'S!!! ALWAY'S!!!!!GOD BLESS!!

Pep Cookiedoe
Pep Cookiedoe
  • Pep Cookiedoe

Ahahaha, Becky's on her period. Greg wasn't even talking to you, retard.

I would rather burn in hell than go up to Heaven if it means hanging out with nauseating sycophants like you, Becky, I'm sorry but Hell sounds like a bittersweet domain compared to all the god awful preachers and zealots I'll meet in heaven, so yeah.

Of course I have no fear admitting Hell sounds nicer because neither exist, and if they did we'd have no way of knowing if Hell is a fiery domain of lava and brimstone,...

Ahahaha, Becky's on her period. Greg wasn't even talking to you, retard.

I would rather burn in hell than go up to Heaven if it means hanging out with nauseating sycophants like you, Becky, I'm sorry but Hell sounds like a bittersweet domain compared to all the god awful preachers and zealots I'll meet in heaven, so yeah.

Of course I have no fear admitting Hell sounds nicer because neither exist, and if they did we'd have no way of knowing if Hell is a fiery domain of lava and brimstone, or if Heaven is a while cloudy Paradise, the only information that is given on such afterlives is a book, if I wrote a book that focused on the afterlives I could theoretically get into the afterlife of my choosing just by way of religious following, if I became embedded in Norse Mythology and studies it religiously, would I go to Valhalla?

You're going to have to accept the fact that not everyone believes the same thing you do, deal with it.

Becky Schoelkopf
Becky Schoelkopf
  • Pep Cookiedoe

OH I DEAL WITH PEOPLE LIKE U ALL THE TIME!!! HAVE A GREAT LIFE TRANNY

Steve Scarduzio
Steve Scarduzio
  • Pep Cookiedoe

Do you know that Judaism, Christianity, and Islam are similar? They all have the same beliefs up to a point.

Divine Mercy
Divine Mercy

Holy Lord I am so grieved to see people mocking Your love. Please have mercy on them. I pray that all souls will come to love You. Friends will you join me in a prayer, every day, at the time Jesus died for us 3pm. Let us unite in a circle of prayer that destroys the power of evil in the world. Let us thank our gentle Lord for suffering so much for our salvation. Let us repent of our sins as we give Him our trust, our love and our lives. Have mercy on us Lord and please forgive those...

Holy Lord I am so grieved to see people mocking Your love. Please have mercy on them. I pray that all souls will come to love You. Friends will you join me in a prayer, every day, at the time Jesus died for us 3pm. Let us unite in a circle of prayer that destroys the power of evil in the world. Let us thank our gentle Lord for suffering so much for our salvation. Let us repent of our sins as we give Him our trust, our love and our lives. Have mercy on us Lord and please forgive those who are behind this horrible hatred! Please support this cause too. It is in Memory of Jesus https://www.causes.com/jesusmercy.

Pep Cookiedoe
Pep Cookiedoe
  • Divine Mercy

*groan*

Pep Cookiedoe
Pep Cookiedoe
  • Divine Mercy

Good Lord Zeny, could you be any less mind-numbingly pious?

Jeremy Schoenberger
Jeremy Schoenberger
  • Divine Mercy

Really, you know for a fact, that Jesus Christ died at exactly 3pm? Where exactly is that in the Bibe? You know, the reason we make fun of Christianity, the reason we try and tear it down; it's because RELIGION is the REAL source of EVIL in this world. Selling lies to the ignorant and poor, robbing them of their property, prosperity, and lives for the promise of a supposedly awesome life in the next. The fact is, is this shitty religion has been wrecking this planet alongside its' friend, Islam.

Really, you know for a fact, that Jesus Christ died at exactly 3pm? Where exactly is that in the Bibe? You know, the reason we make fun of Christianity, the reason we try and tear it down; it's because RELIGION is the REAL source of EVIL in this world. Selling lies to the ignorant and poor, robbing them of their property, prosperity, and lives for the promise of a supposedly awesome life in the next. The fact is, is this shitty religion has been wrecking this planet alongside its' friend, Islam.

Let's make this very clear: Christianity is almost tenet for tenet, an exact copy of Islam. Both religions condone violence against everybody else, raping everybody else, enslaving everybody else, and robbing everybody else of their property. Both religions have proven themselves as nothing more than an enabling tool of villains to conduct their vile businesses under the veil of godliness.

Fuck your fake Christ and every bullshit lie you've sold.

Brandi Flatt Voyles
Brandi Flatt Voyles
  • Jeremy Schoenberger

Jeremy, it is true that "religious organizations" and many public individuals are merely "marketing God." Joel Olsteen is one of those preachers that I call the "feel good preacher." His lies in promoting the believe that if we have the Lord in our lives, everything will be peaches and cream....we will live the 'abundant life' and have all we ever wanted. The Bible is clear about 'false propets' appearing in the Last Days, and unfortunately, our country alone is flooded with such deceit. ...

Jeremy, it is true that "religious organizations" and many public individuals are merely "marketing God." Joel Olsteen is one of those preachers that I call the "feel good preacher." His lies in promoting the believe that if we have the Lord in our lives, everything will be peaches and cream....we will live the 'abundant life' and have all we ever wanted. The Bible is clear about 'false propets' appearing in the Last Days, and unfortunately, our country alone is flooded with such deceit. What you said in your comment is something I have recently been researching, and it is prophetic. Never before has the Enemy been so bold in his battle against humanity to keep unto himself those that were always his to begin with! SPIRITUALITY is NOTHING like religion. It is when we experience the LIVING Christ and willingly follow the path He has set before us.

Pep Cookiedoe
Pep Cookiedoe
  • Divine Mercy

@Jeremy: I agree with you 100%.

Patricia Marie Mitchell
Patricia Marie Mitchell
  • Divine Mercy

Pep Cookiedoe stupider

Patricia Marie Mitchell
Patricia Marie Mitchell
  • Divine Mercy

Pep Cookiedoe stupiest

Patricia Marie Mitchell
Patricia Marie Mitchell
  • Divine Mercy

Pep Cookiedoe stupid

Christopher Ray
Christopher Ray
  • Divine Mercy

Jeremy Schoenberger · Follow · Top Commenter · Premium Services & Support at Armark

Let's make this very clear: Christianity is almost tenet for tenet, an exact copy of Islam. Both religions condone violence against everybody else, raping everybody else, enslaving everybody else, and robbing everybody else of their property. Both religions have proven themselves as nothing more than an enabling tool of villains to conduct their vile businesses under the veil of godliness. "

Really a exact...

Jeremy Schoenberger · Follow · Top Commenter · Premium Services & Support at Armark

Let's make this very clear: Christianity is almost tenet for tenet, an exact copy of Islam. Both religions condone violence against everybody else, raping everybody else, enslaving everybody else, and robbing everybody else of their property. Both religions have proven themselves as nothing more than an enabling tool of villains to conduct their vile businesses under the veil of godliness. "

Really a exact copy of Islam? How could that be, since the Bible was written several hundred years before the Qur'an. If you read the Bible, it tells many stories, the atrociousness ways in which man treats man, enslaves each other, but if we live in God's will, and Jesus's love our religion can serve its true purpose

Pep Cookiedoe
Pep Cookiedoe
  • Divine Mercy

@Patricia: And you ask me if I'm stupid...

I've begun to think you're asking me the question you should be asking yourself.

Brandi Flatt Voyles
Brandi Flatt Voyles

You don't see Christians bashing Athiests...nor do we make sick and twisted videos at the expense of others. Also, we DON'T feel the need to make videos, exclusively for the purpose of belittling opposing viewpoints. We don't feel the need to, because we are convinced. So, this is merely a testament to your own sense of insecurity. Parenthetically, I have noticed that those who CLAIM to reject a Creator, are always pulling their own string!

Lee Hazelwood-Pike
Lee Hazelwood-Pike
  • Brandi Flatt Voyles

Your words are so true Brandi. xxx

Pep Cookiedoe
Pep Cookiedoe
  • Brandi Flatt Voyles

Tell it to Westboro, the fuckwits who attempted to rubbish the deaths of those in conneticut by personally attending in hopes of causing anguish in the announced misconception that their children and loved ones died because they liked someone who wasnt of the opposite sex.

EL Ray S
EL Ray S

NEEDS TO GO. IT OFFENDS PEOPLE ESPECIALLY ROMAN CATHOLICS

Pep Cookiedoe
Pep Cookiedoe
  • EL Ray S

YOU NEED TO GO, YOU OFFEND MY PET DOG. GTFO

EL Ray S
EL Ray S
  • EL Ray S

pep.. you have a problem and need help.....

Pep Cookiedoe
Pep Cookiedoe
  • EL Ray S

I was extending what she said to show that not only is talking in caps pointless and makes you look fucking stupid, but also does nothing whatsoever.

Brent Robert Reed
Brent Robert Reed

The last thing we need is Christ in our lives, he has already been in the lives of too many little boys. Christianity deserves no protection

Gunter Richter
Gunter Richter
  • Brent Robert Reed

I reckon Jesus would be pissed off if he came back and saw so many people wearing crosses!

Pep Cookiedoe
Pep Cookiedoe
  • Brent Robert Reed

Yo, jesus is supposed to be a forgiving guy, least that's what I heard.

Brandi Flatt Voyles
Brandi Flatt Voyles
  • Brent Robert Reed

The appalling acts of some, do not DEFINE all Christians. Why can't people see that there is a spiritual warfare going on around us. WE ARE ALL JUST SPIRITUAL BEINGS HAVING A HUMAN EXPERIENCE!

Pep Cookiedoe
Pep Cookiedoe
  • Brandi Flatt Voyles

Psyduck?

Rob Gaffyduck Gaffney
Rob Gaffyduck Gaffney

Why ban it? Religion is a joke and more people don't believe than do.

Jason Franklin
Jason Franklin
  • Rob Gaffyduck Gaffney

I can agree with you to a point. I think that religion and spirituality can be two entirely different things. Do you think that spirituality is a joke? Seriously, no judgement.

Pep Cookiedoe
Pep Cookiedoe
  • Rob Gaffyduck Gaffney

I regard Humanity and life all as a big joke.

I'm always laughing, even in death.

James Lee
James Lee
  • Rob Gaffyduck Gaffney

Crusades

Heather Leal
Heather Leal

If u don't have Jesus in ur life You DONT have nothing

Pep Cookiedoe
Pep Cookiedoe
  • Heather Leal

I have everything I've ever wanted, but I've yet to make a single prayer.

Brandi Flatt Voyles
Brandi Flatt Voyles
  • Pep Cookiedoe

That's because you are totally deceived in believing what you have is important. You're priorities are screwed up. I'm sorry.

Pep Cookiedoe
Pep Cookiedoe
  • Brandi Flatt Voyles

Lol, don't worry maybe when you stop praying you'll have friends and nice things, too.

Heather Leal
Heather Leal
  • Heather Leal

Okay good 4 you ..You may think u have it ALL now but soon the day will come when u'll be left with NOTHING

Pep Cookiedoe
Pep Cookiedoe
  • Heather Leal

Oh the irony...

Melindi Charle
Melindi Charle

WITHOUT THE LOVE AND CARE OF OUR CREATOR GOD, LOOKING OVER OUR LIVES WE ARE EMPTY! MELINDI

Bob McKay
Bob McKay
  • Melindi Charle

Yip! Our lives would be hollow empty without HIM!

Pep Cookiedoe
Pep Cookiedoe
  • Melindi Charle

Well, there'd be a lot less war and poverty...

Pep Cookiedoe
Pep Cookiedoe
  • Melindi Charle

@Roeslan: Ahahahaha, you're a champion.

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