Holy Lord I am so grieved to see people mocking Your love. Please have mercy on them. I pray that all souls will come to love You. Friends will you join me in a prayer, every day, at the time Jesus died for us 3pm. Let us unite in a circle of prayer that destroys the power of evil in the world. Let us thank our gentle Lord for suffering so much for our salvation. Let us repent of our sins as we give Him our trust, our love and our lives. Have mercy on us Lord and please forgive those...
Holy Lord I am so grieved to see people mocking Your love. Please have mercy on them. I pray that all souls will come to love You. Friends will you join me in a prayer, every day, at the time Jesus died for us 3pm. Let us unite in a circle of prayer that destroys the power of evil in the world. Let us thank our gentle Lord for suffering so much for our salvation. Let us repent of our sins as we give Him our trust, our love and our lives. Have mercy on us Lord and please forgive those who are behind this horrible hatred! Please support this cause too. It is in Memory of Jesus https://www.causes.com/jesusmercy.
Good Lord Zeny, could you be any less mind-numbingly pious?
Really, you know for a fact, that Jesus Christ died at exactly 3pm? Where exactly is that in the Bibe? You know, the reason we make fun of Christianity, the reason we try and tear it down; it's because RELIGION is the REAL source of EVIL in this world. Selling lies to the ignorant and poor, robbing them of their property, prosperity, and lives for the promise of a supposedly awesome life in the next. The fact is, is this shitty religion has been wrecking this planet alongside its' friend, Islam.
Let's make this very clear: Christianity is almost tenet for tenet, an exact copy of Islam. Both religions condone violence against everybody else, raping everybody else, enslaving everybody else, and robbing everybody else of their property. Both religions have proven themselves as nothing more than an enabling tool of villains to conduct their vile businesses under the veil of godliness.
Fuck your fake Christ and every bullshit lie you've sold.
Jeremy, it is true that "religious organizations" and many public individuals are merely "marketing God." Joel Olsteen is one of those preachers that I call the "feel good preacher." His lies in promoting the believe that if we have the Lord in our lives, everything will be peaches and cream....we will live the 'abundant life' and have all we ever wanted. The Bible is clear about 'false propets' appearing in the Last Days, and unfortunately, our country alone is flooded with such deceit. ...
Jeremy, it is true that "religious organizations" and many public individuals are merely "marketing God." Joel Olsteen is one of those preachers that I call the "feel good preacher." His lies in promoting the believe that if we have the Lord in our lives, everything will be peaches and cream....we will live the 'abundant life' and have all we ever wanted. The Bible is clear about 'false propets' appearing in the Last Days, and unfortunately, our country alone is flooded with such deceit. What you said in your comment is something I have recently been researching, and it is prophetic. Never before has the Enemy been so bold in his battle against humanity to keep unto himself those that were always his to begin with! SPIRITUALITY is NOTHING like religion. It is when we experience the LIVING Christ and willingly follow the path He has set before us.
@Jeremy: I agree with you 100%.
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Let's make this very clear: Christianity is almost tenet for tenet, an exact copy of Islam. Both religions condone violence against everybody else, raping everybody else, enslaving everybody else, and robbing everybody else of their property. Both religions have proven themselves as nothing more than an enabling tool of villains to conduct their vile businesses under the veil of godliness. "
Really a exact...
Really a exact copy of Islam? How could that be, since the Bible was written several hundred years before the Qur'an. If you read the Bible, it tells many stories, the atrociousness ways in which man treats man, enslaves each other, but if we live in God's will, and Jesus's love our religion can serve its true purpose
@Patricia: And you ask me if I'm stupid...
I've begun to think you're asking me the question you should be asking yourself.
It is not civilized, this video may damage the morale of the next generation, that torture should be done if we feel right... Period of ignorance is never lost from the earth...
You've already fucked up your generations from day one, because you all inbred from one pairing.
I love the Adam and Eve argument, it's so captivatingly stupid.
Pep Cookiedoe: I think we qualified because of an offspring,
God protect our genes directly.
Generation destroyed by humans destroying themselves by going against the rule of God.
I believe there is still a good generation.
I still prefer the straight path...
Well, I mean, being evolved from Monkey's isn't all that cool sounding either, but I'd prefer that than we all being inbred stupid fucks.
And look at that, you're using science to back up your statement, "god protects our genes directly"; considering there was a huge dispute when genes were first brought to light by scientists and they provide to the ideal of evolution which you all strongly go against in favor of creationism; I'm now going take everything you say skeptically.
Not that I didn't anyway.
Pep Cookiedoe: hehehehe.... :)
I think you are a smart one.
So many differences between us, there is a small part that we believe together. But I believe that my descendants adam & eve.
I think we are not evolved from monkeys, but in the history of human development, there maybe human genes mixed with monkey genes, by way of physical contact between them.
Then they move on and spread to other areas...
And let trust me like that... :P :D
You're pretty charming. Not incredibly smart but hey, not everyone is me. *satirical smugface*
I still don't support this petition though, because not only is what it asks frivolous, but impossible given the viral nature of the internet.
Pep Cookiedoe: Me too!
I think you have a broad mind.. with a loud voice (y) :D
@Robert: Ahahaha, what are you, twelve?
I like this forum because everyone responds so hilariously to my trolling.
It's a little game I've become quite fond of, the overzealous tits come to me, I troll them into a pit.
I don't hate christians, I hate extremists, as you can see from this very conversation there are christians i can get along with, its overzealous morons that I like to destroy the asses of.
Last I checked I live in the United States of America. Adult swim is based in Atlanta, Georgia and all of you people are naively hypocritical. What was that favorite right wing adage? Love it or leave it? Last I checked freedom of speech is part of the constitution - that piece of paper you all love to manipulate as long as it is in line with your oppressive christian viewpoints. Good luck getting this off the air it'll never happen because Adult Swim doesn't give a damn about your...
Last I checked I live in the United States of America. Adult swim is based in Atlanta, Georgia and all of you people are naively hypocritical. What was that favorite right wing adage? Love it or leave it? Last I checked freedom of speech is part of the constitution - that piece of paper you all love to manipulate as long as it is in line with your oppressive christian viewpoints. Good luck getting this off the air it'll never happen because Adult Swim doesn't give a damn about your demographic which is the whole reason it made it on the air in the first place. Don't like it? Turn off the idiot box and crack open a science book and maybe you'll quit wasting bandwidth on such trivial issues.
Yeah well thats just like....your opinion man....
just so you know that on the right of the facebook where there is a list of friends comments, this comment says it is temporarily unavailable I think you may be offending someone at facebook
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Ooh, that's some handy info I didn't know.
You my illiterate friend are hypocritical because if you have even half a brain we are excersising our right to voice our opinion, so as for being niave . If the truth be known we have as much right to voice our opinions as m,uch as you do, AND FURTHER MORE I SERVED our so-called government by serving in the UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS so I believe I have as much or if not more to speak my mind.
Gary Ehrgott Exactly. Your opinion. Your opinion entitles you to fuck all. The constitution is clear. This is protected speech. If you're offended by it then avoid it. Why is this concept so difficult to grasp? There are actual problem going on that you can actually do something about - this is not one of them. Instead of crying like a baby about someone making fun of jesus why don't you actually follow his teachings for a change - you know, the teachings that make him sound like a giant socialist. fucking conservatives.
Judy Chappell: Why cant humanity have more sweethearts like you?
I don't see anyone here named Gary so he must have blocked me, ahahaha.
If you get this banned from the internet, its only going to let folks know it rustled your jimies something extroadinary, and they'll make an even more sacrilegious one just to spite you.
That's how humanity works, an act of retort on ones part to destroy a message or symbol of hate will only give the accosted party reason to make something even more symbolically hateful.
Its as simple as newton's law of physics, for every action there is an equal and opposing reaction.
Banning one video...
Banning one video wont do anything, banning all videos that defile the will of god will go either the way of the petition to put prayer's back in school. i.e. fucking nowhere.
Or should it succeed, it will go the same way anything else of this sort does, retaliation.
Imagine if atheist made a petition to ban all religious videos from the internet? Its the same as what your doing, its an atheist video, if you want to delete it, you also must agree to delete all theist videos to avoid hypocrisy. It's not so easy to accept doing that is it?
I myself am agnostic, I see Theists and Atheists as no better than the other. I believe in magic without the religious ties it has in theist circles, and I think Unicorns and Pegasi are real and that at the end of each Rainbow there is a cart of gold, but you can never reach it because Leprechauns have become crafty with hauling their carts around. I also believe in a lot of other things that I won't go into but none of them have ties to Theism.
What makes you think I'm angry about this? I'm just trolling and also just providing evidence to why such a petition is stupid. I was probably laughing more with all of this than I was spitting with anger, I don't take anything on this site seriously dude/dudette.
"I would admonish you to consider what will happen to you after you take your last breath." I am going to hell? Pff, big deal. Satan and I are buddies.
"It is obvious that you have recognized that there once lived a man named...
"It is obvious that you have recognized that there once lived a man named Jesus. Wether you believe that he was the Christ, the only begotten Son of Jehovah God, or not does not change the fact that He came to this earth a little over 2,013 years ago to die on a cross for you and me and every human being in the world that lives now, lived in the past and for all those not yet born."
I did once believe, but I gave up once I realized that when diagnosing any bible through its entire length, made no sense...
Also, yes Jesus was a real person, so was Albert Einstein, they both had a name... doesn't make them any less mortal.
Also yes he died on a cross, who gives a shit. If Justin Bieber died on a cross would you consider him the saviour of man? Well, I personally would, but not for the same reasons as you do for Jesus.
"You and I were created in His image when He made Adam and Eve. Every human being is connected/kin dating back to Adam and Eve. The first death happened when God had to kill an animal to make skin cloathing for Adam and Eve." Yes, all of humanity is inbred fuck-wits and that's why 90% of us are stupid beyond recognition, we've heard this all before.
" I believe the saying that one day, every knee will bow and every tongue will confess that Jesus Christ IS Lord!!!"
Oh, we'll see about that...
Anyway, I thought you were going to try to argue logically with me not just quote stories from the bible I already knew. Guess you're just too single-minded to abate my logic.
HEY THERE!!! I HAD TO READ THIS A FEW X'S TO MAKE SURE I WAS SEEING RIGHT!!! SOME OF WHAT YOU SAY MAKE'S SOME SENCE!!! ONE THING FOR SURE IS,I DON'T THINK YOU'RE ANGRY ABOUT THIS,SO MUCH!!! YOU'RE JUST ANGRY!! HAVING A RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD,YOU DON'T JUST TREAT LIKE A WATER FAUCET!!!!! YOU CAN'T TURN IT ON THEN OFF!!! I JUST ASK YOU TO BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF!!! SOMEWHERE,SOMEHOW,YOU'R BUDDY,SATAN,TOOK AWAY YOU'R HAPPINESS,SOMETHING HAPPENED!!! WE ARE HERE FOR YOU!!
Ahahahaha, you silly goose! My relationship with Satan is a joke I made up for the shits n' giggles.
It's cool I got a whole University backing me, I don't need you and I don't need your silly prayers, thanks for the generous offer though.
FIRST OF ALL I ALWAY'S USE BIG LETTER'S!! I'M GLAD IT IRITATE'S U!!! IF U THINK THAT'S A FUNNY CARTOON,ALL OF U HAVE SICK PERSONALITIES!!!! AND MY GOD IS REAL,AND REMEMBER THIS ON NIGHT'S U CAN'T SLEEP OR IF YOU'R REALLY SICK, AND MAYBE EVEN TAKE YOU'R LAST BREATH MY FRIEND!!! GOD WILL BE THERE FOR YOU.ALL YOU'LL HAVE TO DO IS REPENT OF YOU'S SIN'S AND ASK FORGIVNESS!!! GOD HATES THE SIN,LOVE'S THE SINNER!!! UNDERSTAND THIS,IF U DARE!!! AND I WILL ALWAY'S PRAY FOR ATHIEST'S!!! ALWAY'S!!!!!GOD BLESS!!
Ahahaha, Becky's on her period. Greg wasn't even talking to you, retard.
I would rather burn in hell than go up to Heaven if it means hanging out with nauseating sycophants like you, Becky, I'm sorry but Hell sounds like a bittersweet domain compared to all the god awful preachers and zealots I'll meet in heaven, so yeah.
Of course I have no fear admitting Hell sounds nicer because neither exist, and if they did we'd have no way of knowing if Hell is a fiery domain of lava and brimstone,...
Of course I have no fear admitting Hell sounds nicer because neither exist, and if they did we'd have no way of knowing if Hell is a fiery domain of lava and brimstone, or if Heaven is a while cloudy Paradise, the only information that is given on such afterlives is a book, if I wrote a book that focused on the afterlives I could theoretically get into the afterlife of my choosing just by way of religious following, if I became embedded in Norse Mythology and studies it religiously, would I go to Valhalla?
You're going to have to accept the fact that not everyone believes the same thing you do, deal with it.
OH I DEAL WITH PEOPLE LIKE U ALL THE TIME!!! HAVE A GREAT LIFE TRANNY
Do you know that Judaism, Christianity, and Islam are similar? They all have the same beliefs up to a point.
Of course I am vehemently opposed this. But I can't figure where to sign to state this for the record.
Got it. I'm in. At 76, I am still digitally challenged. Strike that. I am digitally devastated.
Haha, its cool dude, I've been using a computer for 12 years and I still have problems navigating the site for my university.
Omigosh! Very frustrating, I know. What university are you working with? You know, it's funny to me -- when I mastered the Remington Selectric II with automatic eraser ribbon, I thought I was the top of the technology wave. Now I'm at the bottom. But quit? Hell no!
I attend Southern Cross University, and yeah agreed, it is really frustrating and even the teachers get annoyed by it.
Jesus grow up.
There's a reason these videos exist, you know? It's to piss you off. If your devoted enough that you believe god and jesus can handle things it really shouldn't get to you.
Not only is this petition slightly extremist in intent, its also an act against freedom of words and speech on the internet, and a video is not going to be censored just because it pisses some religious extremists off.
Grow a pair and realize that the internet is a free medium, and there is far worse out...
Grow a pair and realize that the internet is a free medium, and there is far worse out there that defies christ and god than this video.
Deal with it.
Even demons tremble at the mention of the name of Jesus. They know who He is and fear Him
What the fuck does that have to do with anything I said in my post you single-minded wet rubber-brained sodding tit? Also why would Demons fear Jesus? As far as i know it's God who they would fear since he is the one dishing out the banishment and who is supposedly omnipotent.
What kind of dumb tool are you?
What the fuck does that even mean? And again; what does it have to do with anything I said?
You're welcome for the experience, Gary.
I can hardly believe they at adult swim are playing this on national TV
What the heck, don't know who hates Christ-but I 4 sure Don't like that shit! Whoever made that up needs 2 find Christ & Now!
2013 years and searching, no Jesus was found.
Jesus Christie are you high or something?
You would think things over before they run something as asinine as this video.
Its pissing you off, it did its job.
You need to ask yourself this question. What if this was a member of your family that had been abused and murdered in this fashion, and someone had done this as a joke....Would you laugh?
This is not entertainmen, This is vile!
Yeah, but Jesus isn't a family member of anyone still alive, you retard.
Your logic is flawed beyond stupidity. If it was Adolf Hitler on the cross it would have the same bearing as what you gave.
Be less fucking stupid.
Sounds like your title fits you.
Which one? Friend of Satan, Pep Cookiedoe, Red Rapscallion, Red Cat or Top Commenter?
Oh, you meant Problem? Yeah i usually completely forgot i use that avatar, ahahaha. Now i know why someone called me Problem, lol.
I love him so much..he died for us..we need him..don't watch it!
Let's all take action..
How do you love a man you've never met?
As long as one keeps closing the door before any kind of relationship has a chance to even think about beginning, how are we to build friendships with anyone? When we are smiled at, hopefully we smile back. When we are spoken to, we acknowledge the other. Just a few words have been the foundation of some lasting relationships of mine. My point is, if you never give anyone a chance, you will never know them. A smile opens many doors, and so does an open heart. Have you ever seen a million...
As long as one keeps closing the door before any kind of relationship has a chance to even think about beginning, how are we to build friendships with anyone? When we are smiled at, hopefully we smile back. When we are spoken to, we acknowledge the other. Just a few words have been the foundation of some lasting relationships of mine. My point is, if you never give anyone a chance, you will never know them. A smile opens many doors, and so does an open heart. Have you ever seen a million dollars ? My guess, is no but it doesnt mean it doesnt exist. Let go of your pride .. its one of those things you can choke on. God bless you
Susan: TL;DR, shut up.
It's called freedom of speech. If we have to listen to the bleatings of your hateful, homophobic preachers, then, yeah, you're going to have to occasionally listen to people making fun of your dead savior. Get over it.
Dead Savior? Homophobic preachers? So, Jesus was homophobic? Man, this is going to shock you........... Jesus wasn't gay! Maybe you are someone you know is, great! Nobody should be trying to hurt anyone. I think that people need to wake up to a greater meaning in everything. If you poke someone in the eye, and they get mad, do you pat yourself on the back for making someone mad? It is immature bullshit.
Hate begets hate. Christians have been spreading the hate towards non-believers and "sinners" for centuries, so it was inevitable that some of it would bounce back at them. By the way, it's not about Jesus, it's about his followers who mostly ignore the lessons he taught and who use their religion as a vehicle for spreading hatred and intolerance. And in any event, this video isn't even hateful, it's just an irreverent attempt at satire. This video doesn't actually say anything hateful about Christ or Christians.
It seems to me most religions lack love for each other and have fights within their own body..
Homophobic means the fear of homosexual people, you fucking illiterate cunt slurper, jesus dicks how can you be this stupid even??