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It has been apparent that the real divine ruling elite are those who control the substrate of reality, Our genetic history. Monsanto has violated, time and time again, without democratic or peer-reviewed scientific process our 'right' to our own being.

It has been established through the mythopoeic process of history that in the reptilian brain by eating of the substance of our immediate superiors (either through the Eucharist or the eating of a warriors heart) we absorb their esence and become their > superiors. Therefore it is vital that we take back our Repulic by eating those who defy our rights, becoming cannibals for a cause, and consummiing those who would oppress us therebye becoming free citizins with the ability to self-determine our future.