Kick out the Jams, er, Romans

Apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us? Think about it!

1. The continuing struggle to liberate the parent land from the hands of the Roman imperialist aggressors, excluding those concerned with drainage, medicine, roads, housing, education, viniculture and any other Romans contributing to the welfare of Jews

2. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother

3. Always look on the bright side of life