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To save injured/maimed oompa loompas

With an increasing number of debilitated oompa loompas, our organization has seen the increasing need in helping the rights of oompa loompas under the tyranny of Mr. Willy Wonka. His abuse and intolerance of defective oompa loompas has already led to violence and chaos within the Wonka Factory.

1. Oompa Loompas must be treated as equals in society.

2. Mr. Wonka must be eliminated.

3. Jesse is awesome.