Spread the word and love of our lord and master, Ville Valo.

Live by the Heartagram.
Die by the Heartagram.

... boo.

1. To keep in Valo's favour, appropriate hymns must be sung at least five times a day.

2. Valo's great prophets include the prophet Eicca and the prophet Jyrki.

3. Live by the heartagram. Die by the heartagram.

4. True believers may attempt to make a pilgrimage to the holy city of Helsinki at least once in their lifetime.