America, we have lived too long under the fascism that is Kraft Food Groups Inc. If we do not step up to combat this travesty, I ask you, who will? If we gather together and raise our voices to declare we will not tolerate the lies anymore, Kraft Foods will have no choice but to stand down. Say no to make fake Pistachio go.
This plight has caused mass confusion throughout the world for generations. Let's take a stand, America!