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Sign the Petition to

The Mayor of San Francisco

We, the undersigned, demand that all fixie riding hipsters be banned from Dolores Park under penalty of having their PBR confiscated.

Signed,

Anonymous

This petition closed 3 months ago

How this will help

Hipsters are clogging up the park with fixie bikes, empty cans of PBR, and mountains of cannabis. It wasn't like this back in the 50's.

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