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The United Nations, Amnesty International, and The Canadian Institute of Chartered Accuntants.

Due to the immense danger we perceive, and in order to avert a global nuclear catastrophe;

Be it resolved that Pakistan, Iran, North Korea and Belgium be stripped of international sovereign status, and instead be incorporated as non-contiguous congressional districts of the State of Wyoming.

Signed,

Lewis Percher

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Please sign if you're against nuclear weapons killing billions of innocent women, children, the elderly, Flemmings, and lemmings, and if you disapprove of the use of puppies, kittens and guinea...

Please sign if you're against nuclear weapons killing billions of innocent women, children, the elderly, Flemmings, and lemmings, and if you disapprove of the use of puppies, kittens and guinea pigs as guinea pigs to be used in a variety of draconian pain-threshold experiments that yield absolutely no benefit whatsoever, scientific or otherwise, but are just carried out to please the perverse urges of Belgian (Walloon) sadists.

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