Legalize It - The National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws

Save The Economy, Legalize Marijuana 4 months ago

Read "The Emperor Wears No Clothes" by Jack Herer for free at www.jackherer.com/chapters.html and dont forget to tell everyone you can about it

John 6 months ago

everyone call 9734093274 listen to message then press # we need a million votes let's do it pass this on to friends

Wolfgang 6 months ago

i would really like to add more people to this but it only lets me send invites to like 15 people, all of whom ignored it, so i could get around 30 more people to join without a shadow of a doubt, but it wont let me.................god these people who made this site are retarded.

RoZIE 6 months ago

fucken blaze one who cares im still goin too smoke

Ryan 6 months ago

they wont legalize it cause they get more money buy stealing the drug dealers money then if they were to tax it
but in canada when it was legalize in like the 19th century it made more money then the food. and obama isnt going to do shit to legalize it, ralf nader would have.but we didnt elected him

hes my everything 7 months ago

i wonder why they wont legalize marijuana yea it might be addicting but at least it wont kill you like all these other drugs ive seen on quite a few tv shows where you can just walk into a coffee shop and buy it from the back i think its crazy that they legalize it in other states but wont do it for the rest of them

420 Assassins 7 months ago

Motivated Stoners. They're not what you think about when you think of marijuana, yet as of late America is crawling with them. Artists, writers, musicians, doctors, lawyers, teachers, presidents, even Olympic gold medal winners. Some of them do their job so well, you would never know, expect or even classify them as a stoner. What they know, that the federal government does not seem to know is that marijuana relaxes you. It can help you meditate. It can reduce both stress and anger. It is not a narcotic like the govenrment has insisted upon for so long. It does not make you a doper, set out to rob the neighbors or commit crimes. It might make you a tad forgetful, but long gone are the days of the Tommy Chong stereotype that damaged marijuana for so long. The idea that a stoner is a bumbling idiot with nothing to contribute to society, hopefully can be buried and forgotten.

Chong and Cheech need to take a backseat, because Harold and Kumar are changing the stereotype.

As I sat through Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanmimo Bay, it was not the lewd humor or even the rauchiness that made me smile. Yeah I laughed, but I left the movie smiling. Even the sunshine seemed brighter that day. For a while I couldn't even put my finger on it. What did I like so much about this movie? I watched it again. It was still funny, but I couldn't figure out why it made me smile like nothing had made me smile in a while. Then, in the midst of some therapy of my own I discovered the reason. No, it was not the bottomless party or the way they tried to offend every race equally. For the first time, stoners were being portrayed as smart people. Bright people. People with futures. People that could be doctors or lawyers, or really anything they want to be.

This marijuana profiling, I might liken this to a form of racism. Marijuana Racism is almost just like the way African Americans were portrayed in the silent film era or the way some cartoon stereotypes were used to brainwash young American children and are now off the air. When was the last time you saw Speedy Gonzales? We all know the purpose of the film Reefer Madness. The good news is at long last the marijuana racism is starting to end, or at least lessen and that's a step toward understanding. While marijuana may not be for everybody, I would like to think that it is okay for me to grow a plant if I want to.

Thank you, Harold and Kumar.

By: Tyler Tradere

Taylor [[♥ 2/11/09]] 8 months ago

#1 If you think it should be legal-> call it weed or pot. Those are labels the government"man" put on cannabis to degrade it. Yeah, I find kinda annoying and fucking offensive! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THE SOUTH CALLED ME A YANKEE, WE WON THE WAR AND I'M DAMNED PROUD OF ANY LABEL YOU DECIDE TO STICK ON ME BECAUSE WE'LL JUST TURN IT BACK AROUND!!!

The world...NEEDS cannabis, and now during this time more than almost ever. And yeah, it's been legal for a while till the government wanted to kick out immigrants.

Corbin 8 months ago

i don't know how many people pay close attention to the recent polls on marijuana legalization, but majority of the public says it should happen. that's called democracy Washington. and its time that congress does its job and listens to the public. THEY SERVE US.

Corbin 8 months ago

can i get a bob marley xtra crispy plz? 9 months ago

weed has actually been legal although the last time it was legalized it wasnt common knowledge to the public and was only briefly during the war... unfortunately it didnt last too long :(

...♥Ris☮ 9 months ago

Weed needs to be legal.....It dosnt kill u like harder drugs or even pills comming from a DOCTOR(some one ur to trust) soo leagalize it now....stop killing people.

Ron[[Girl, Caress Me Down]] 9 months ago

why do u say re-legalize it? was it honestly ever legal lmfao

XcaPenU Til ThE EnD 9 months ago

if we can get everyone to call this hotline we will have a better chance

973-409-3274 please call weed needs your help

can i get a bob marley xtra crispy plz? 9 months ago

yo its 4/20/09 hope every one is enjoying their freedom to sit on the couch with friends and toke til u choke... for those of u unfortunate enough not to be able to smoke ill smoke more than one for you ;)... its a celebration bitches...enjoy yo selves

can i get a bob marley xtra crispy plz? 10 months ago

Self labeled Pothead

Sittin on the curb
smoking my herb
A menace to society
a deviant to the propriety

sittin calm cool n collected
while my car is illegally inspected
if found, as little as a seed
I get hit with possession of weed

I could do more time
For possession of a dime
Than someone caught on tape
And convicted of rape

A world of unjustices and im caught in between
Cant toke my pipe in fear of being seen
Who has the right to choose for me
Im gonna smoke my herb! just let me be

We are no longer a minority
Infact we may have majority
So let it be known
Theres nothing like home grown

You too have a choice
Let the world hear your voice
I will continue to hit this joint
Just to prove my point!



Weed is illegal because of all the good it can do… hemp “could” save the world, but its all about big money for pharmasuticals they stand to lose to much, so they spend whatever it takes to keep it illegal… unfortunately almost everyone has a price. However I do believe it is inevitable that cannabis will be legalized, its just a matter of time.
So until then live free and die happy… learn your rights and speak out for what u believe…
And don’t forget to burn one for me.

M.W.
Patrick

*~*The Dreamer*~* 10 months ago

Marijuana should be legal not because everyone wants to get high, but because its our legal right as human beings to decide if we want the horrible side effects lab-made pain killers give, or the calming effect of marijuana when we have a medical problem. I have debilitating migraines that can put me down for days at a time, and all the prescrip drugs in the world haven't helped. But give me a bowl, and I can function normally again, without pain. Hypocrites shouldn't be lawmakers, and THAT, my friends, is the problem.

Beauty of Uncertainty 10 months ago

Someone needs to tell Obama that just because he says on tv that he wont legalize marijuana dose NOT mean that the question is going to go away, and does NOT mean we are going to give up our fight! We need to push HARDER, yell LOUDER, and work MORE to PROVE that WE ARE FREAKING SERIOUS! LEGALIZE MARIJUANA!

Beauty of Uncertainty 10 months ago

Keep on working hard and fighting everyone, never give up! I smoked a bowl on the lawn of the Minnesota state capitol while I was protesting the RNC, holding a "legalize marijuana" sign. A golden moment. We all need to get out there and let our voices be heard!

joseph 11 months ago

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blame it on the AL-KOLE-HOL 11 months ago

<font color=green><h6>NEW Q: Why is the roach clip called a roach clip?
A: Because pot holder was taken

From Greg

There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he said "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just love alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and description and he put the man inside and said "see you in 100 years" and locked the door.


To the second man he asked the same question and the man replied "oh man I just love to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the man and showed him to a room full of hundreds upon thousands of georgeous and beautiful naked women. The man ran inside and the devil said "see you in 100 years" and locked the door.


The third man's answer to the question was "oh man I just LOVE weed! Im high all the time man and I can't live without it!". The devil showed the man to a room packed with the most amazing grade-A bud you've ever seen, stacked to the roof! The man went inside and the devil locked the door after saying "see you in 100 years".


100 years later the devil came by to let the three men out. He opened the door to the first man's room and found the man collapsed on the ground, passed out with empty bottles laying around him and puke all over him. He was a mess.
The devil opened the 2nd man's door and the man came running out of the room and cried "IM GAY! IM GAY!". Finally the devil came to the third man's room and opened the door. Sitting in the middle of all the bud, in the exact same position the devil had left him in was the man. He looked up at the devil and with a single tear rolling down his cheek he asked ; "hey man, got a light?" - Thanks Alex

"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"

A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the next week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told you I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell you again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can you tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."

A stoner walks into a gas station and asks the dude at the counter, "Got any weed?" The man politely replied, "Um, no sir. We do not sell marijuana here." So he left.
The same guy comes back the next day and says, "Got any weed?" The man behind the counter, although slightly annoyed, patiently replied, "No sir. We don't sell marijuana." So the man went home.

He goes once again to the gas station. And again, he says to the guy working there, "Got any weed?" By this time the other dude was pissed. He yells, "You freakin' refer-lovin', pot-head burn-out! I told you, we don't sell that crap here! If you ever come back in here asking for that filthy crap again, I'll nail your freaking feet to the floor. Got it? Now beat it before I call the cops." So the stoner left.

The next day he went back to the same old place with a dopey smile on his face. He went to the cashier and said, "Got any nails?" The man hesitated, then replied, "um, no sir, we don't sell nails here." The stoner grinned. "Got any weed?"


Confucious Quotes

Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
Man who smoke pot choke on handle.
Man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.
Man who have women on ground have piece on earth.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Take many nails to make a crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with sticky fingers.


A stoner stumbles out of a party, and starts to walk home.
One the way he bumps into a guy who is all bloody and mangled. The guy limps up to the stoner and says "Call me an ambulance!" The stoner looks at him for a second, smiles and says, "You're an ambulance!"


A hippie was walking down the street one day when a pixie pounced on him. "Today is your lucky day!" said the pixie. "I'm gonna give you two wishes. What will the first one be?" The hippie thinks for a moment and then says, "I want a never-ending joint." So the pixie snaps his fingers and there is this king-sized joint. The hippie jacks it up and starts puffing. After five hits the joint is still the same length. Next the pixie says, "...And number two?" The hippie replies, "This is so cool man! Gimme another one!"

So two potheads have been charged with possession :-( and both plead "no contest." The judge decides to be lenient on them and not give them any time if they spend the next 24 hours reforming evil drug users. (Must have been a first offense.) They return to the courthouse the next day and the judge asks them how many people they've gotten off drugs. The first guy says, "Twenty-four!" "Amazing," says Hizzoner, since that's about 12,000 times better than the statistics. "How'd you do it?" "Simple," says the head. "I just show them: 'O' - This is your brain; 'o' - this is your brain on drugs."

"Impressive," says the judge. Turning to the second head, he says, "And how did you fare?" "Yer honor, I saved 233 souls from the bonds of the evil weed." "And how did you manage that?" "Kinda the same as the other guy, 'cept I told people: 'o' - this is your asshole; 'O' - THIS is your asshole in prison."

A light weight will say, "Take me home I'm stoned." An everyday toker will say, "Take me home I'm ripped. A stoner would say, "Take me stoned, I'm home." And the other person would reply, "Me stoned I'm too."

The Pot Paradox: An empty bowl needs to be filled, a full bowl needs to be emptied!

Q. How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree? A. Wave.

You ever hear the one about the pothead that studied for five days for a urine test?

Q. What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A. Mr. President.

Limerick: There once was a bud named B.C. He grew on a 7 foot tree Till one day I plucked him Rolled him&smoked him And now I can barely see!

One bong hit, Two bong hit, Three bong hit, Floor

One day, I was really stoned and drunk at a friend's house. I walked up to her and said, "You need to pick your weed up, man. Someone is going to trip on it."

Q. How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? A. None. Alligators can't fly.

A woman was complaining about how the "time of the month" made her hungry. "I have the munchies, so it must be hormonal," she said. This guy overhearing her said, "That's funny... usually when I have the munchies, it's home-grown-al."

A stoner was relaxing next to a cactus with his horse standing next to him. Along came a stranger and asked, "What time is it?" The stoner looked at the horse, lifted up his balls and said, "It's 4:20." The stranger said, "You're sure it's 4:20?" The stoner lifted up his horse's balls again and said, "Yup, its 4:20!" The guy says, "How the hell can you tell time by lifting up the horse's balls?" The stoner lifts up the horses balls and says, "You see that clock over there?"

Why do people have lawn mowers? Because cows don't fit in the garage.

Q: What's the point of a weed wacker? A: Weed wackers need to wack it too!

This white stoner guy is heading off to Jamaica for a week with his buddies. His fiancee, Wendy, is really worried about her man being unfaithful, so she asks him to tattoo her name to his penis. He agrees and does so. When his penis isn't erect you can see the letters W and Y. The woman feeling secure knowing that her name is tattooed on her man's penis says good-bye to her fiancee and he leaves for Jamaica. One day, while in Jamaica, the guy is at the urinal and a black Jamaican comes and stands at the urinal next to him. The white guy happens to notice that the Jamaican also has a tattoo on his penis and he could see the letters W and Y, so he says to the Jamaican, "Wow, that's really interesting! I guess you have a girlfriend named Wendy too!" The Jamaican looks at him with a puzzled look and then stretches out his penis to take a leak and it says, "Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day!"

Q: What do you call it when a roach ash burns your shirt? A: A pot hole!

A: stoner and drunk were walking down a hill. The drunk said, "I think I'm gonna pretend I'm a bottle and just roll down the hill so he did it the stoner thought for a minute then rolled down the hill when he got to the bottom he seen the drunk was in pieces on the ground so he walked over to him the drunk looks up and says how did you make it without getting hurt the stoner said I pretended I was a joint!

blame it on the AL-KOLE-HOL 11 months ago

NEW Q: Why is the roach clip called a roach clip?
A: Because pot holder was taken

From Greg

There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he said "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just love alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and description and he put the man inside and said "see you in 100 years" and locked the door.


To the second man he asked the same question and the man replied "oh man I just love to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the man and showed him to a room full of hundreds upon thousands of georgeous and beautiful naked women. The man ran inside and the devil said "see you in 100 years" and locked the door.


The third man's answer to the question was "oh man I just LOVE weed! Im high all the time man and I can't live without it!". The devil showed the man to a room packed with the most amazing grade-A bud you've ever seen, stacked to the roof! The man went inside and the devil locked the door after saying "see you in 100 years".


100 years later the devil came by to let the three men out. He opened the door to the first man's room and found the man collapsed on the ground, passed out with empty bottles laying around him and puke all over him. He was a mess.
The devil opened the 2nd man's door and the man came running out of the room and cried "IM GAY! IM GAY!". Finally the devil came to the third man's room and opened the door. Sitting in the middle of all the bud, in the exact same position the devil had left him in was the man. He looked up at the devil and with a single tear rolling down his cheek he asked ; "hey man, got a light?" - Thanks Alex

"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"

A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the next week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told you I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell you again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can you tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."

A stoner walks into a gas station and asks the dude at the counter, "Got any weed?" The man politely replied, "Um, no sir. We do not sell marijuana here." So he left.
The same guy comes back the next day and says, "Got any weed?" The man behind the counter, although slightly annoyed, patiently replied, "No sir. We don't sell marijuana." So the man went home.

He goes once again to the gas station. And again, he says to the guy working there, "Got any weed?" By this time the other dude was pissed. He yells, "You freakin' refer-lovin', pot-head burn-out! I told you, we don't sell that crap here! If you ever come back in here asking for that filthy crap again, I'll nail your freaking feet to the floor. Got it? Now beat it before I call the cops." So the stoner left.

The next day he went back to the same old place with a dopey smile on his face. He went to the cashier and said, "Got any nails?" The man hesitated, then replied, "um, no sir, we don't sell nails here." The stoner grinned. "Got any weed?"


Confucious Quotes

Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
Man who smoke pot choke on handle.
Man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.
Man who have women on ground have piece on earth.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Take many nails to make a crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with sticky fingers.


A stoner stumbles out of a party, and starts to walk home.
One the way he bumps into a guy who is all bloody and mangled. The guy limps up to the stoner and says "Call me an ambulance!" The stoner looks at him for a second, smiles and says, "You're an ambulance!"


A hippie was walking down the street one day when a pixie pounced on him. "Today is your lucky day!" said the pixie. "I'm gonna give you two wishes. What will the first one be?" The hippie thinks for a moment and then says, "I want a never-ending joint." So the pixie snaps his fingers and there is this king-sized joint. The hippie jacks it up and starts puffing. After five hits the joint is still the same length. Next the pixie says, "...And number two?" The hippie replies, "This is so cool man! Gimme another one!"

So two potheads have been charged with possession :-( and both plead "no contest." The judge decides to be lenient on them and not give them any time if they spend the next 24 hours reforming evil drug users. (Must have been a first offense.) They return to the courthouse the next day and the judge asks them how many people they've gotten off drugs. The first guy says, "Twenty-four!" "Amazing," says Hizzoner, since that's about 12,000 times better than the statistics. "How'd you do it?" "Simple," says the head. "I just show them: 'O' - This is your brain; 'o' - this is your brain on drugs."

"Impressive," says the judge. Turning to the second head, he says, "And how did you fare?" "Yer honor, I saved 233 souls from the bonds of the evil weed." "And how did you manage that?" "Kinda the same as the other guy, 'cept I told people: 'o' - this is your asshole; 'O' - THIS is your asshole in prison."

A light weight will say, "Take me home I'm stoned." An everyday toker will say, "Take me home I'm ripped. A stoner would say, "Take me stoned, I'm home." And the other person would reply, "Me stoned I'm too."

The Pot Paradox: An empty bowl needs to be filled, a full bowl needs to be emptied!

Q. How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree? A. Wave.

You ever hear the one about the pothead that studied for five days for a urine test?

Q. What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A. Mr. President.

Limerick: There once was a bud named B.C. He grew on a 7 foot tree Till one day I plucked him Rolled him&smoked him And now I can barely see!

One bong hit, Two bong hit, Three bong hit, Floor

One day, I was really stoned and drunk at a friend's house. I walked up to her and said, "You need to pick your weed up, man. Someone is going to trip on it."

Q. How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? A. None. Alligators can't fly.

A woman was complaining about how the "time of the month" made her hungry. "I have the munchies, so it must be hormonal," she said. This guy overhearing her said, "That's funny... usually when I have the munchies, it's home-grown-al."

A stoner was relaxing next to a cactus with his horse standing next to him. Along came a stranger and asked, "What time is it?" The stoner looked at the horse, lifted up his balls and said, "It's 4:20." The stranger said, "You're sure it's 4:20?" The stoner lifted up his horse's balls again and said, "Yup, its 4:20!" The guy says, "How the hell can you tell time by lifting up the horse's balls?" The stoner lifts up the horses balls and says, "You see that clock over there?"

Why do people have lawn mowers? Because cows don't fit in the garage.

Q: What's the point of a weed wacker? A: Weed wackers need to wack it too!

This white stoner guy is heading off to Jamaica for a week with his buddies. His fiancee, Wendy, is really worried about her man being unfaithful, so she asks him to tattoo her name to his penis. He agrees and does so. When his penis isn't erect you can see the letters W and Y. The woman feeling secure knowing that her name is tattooed on her man's penis says good-bye to her fiancee and he leaves for Jamaica. One day, while in Jamaica, the guy is at the urinal and a black Jamaican comes and stands at the urinal next to him. The white guy happens to notice that the Jamaican also has a tattoo on his penis and he could see the letters W and Y, so he says to the Jamaican, "Wow, that's really interesting! I guess you have a girlfriend named Wendy too!" The Jamaican looks at him with a puzzled look and then stretches out his penis to take a leak and it says, "Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day!"

Q: What do you call it when a roach ash burns your shirt? A: A pot hole!

A: stoner and drunk were walking down a hill. The drunk said, "I think I'm gonna pretend I'm a bottle and just roll down the hill so he did it the stoner thought for a minute then rolled down the hill when he got to the bottom he seen the drunk was in pieces on the ground so he walked over to him the drunk looks up and says how did you make it without getting hurt the stoner said I pretended I was a joint!

house arrest sucks! 11 months ago

legalize it now!
im a manic depressive, and bipolar and it helps me get through the day without trippin and wanting to kill anybody!
its illegal here in california but DGAF! It is worth it loving every blunt, bong toke, and joint i blow in the air!
keep blazin! 420 soldier 4 life!

In Memory Of.......Tattoo 11 months ago

It is legal for medicinal in Alaska. I Have Epilepsy and it has givin me my life back!! Blaze on!!!!!! Blazin AK 907

→Charlene♥ 11 months ago

I have Multiple sclorsis and it relives my pain way better than the oxycontin crap that is legal and they give out like freakin candy here in Alaska, we do have fairly liberal laws in Alaska it used to be legal to have personal then the Feds threatened to pull ALL federal funding (including medicaid and food stamps) if they didn't make it illegal, the Alaska Supreme Court has a class action suit in front of it now as that law is against the Alaska constitution about privacy and personal freedoms, but the feds will stick there nose in it again