The Bible is filled with accounts of killing, sex, jealousy, lust, greed, and war. Let's clean it up so we're not ashamed to read it with our kids! Learn More
Can I go as far as to say the word "begat" is too close to the word "sex." I propose a change in Genesis where everyone begats another.
I think the people who spoke about "killings" and "sin" in the Bible were not expecting children to read it. I am glad we can come together to find a way to censor or even re-write the Bible to a cleaner, more appropriate form.
May those who insist upon leaving the sex in the bible be struck down by the Hand of God!
I am proud to be a part of such a noble cause. I only hope we are able to make our voices heard because, as our disgustingly liberal president (this is a Christian group pushing for change in the Bible so we must be extremely conservative, right?) likes to put it, we need change.
Couldn't we just replace all the naughtiness with ****?
As in "If a man **** with a **** as one **** with a **** both of them have done what is ****. they must be **** to ****; their **** will be on their own ****."
It's for the good of the children.