Cthulhu 2008

Seriously, why vote for a lesser evil?

The people that are being presented as potential leaders for our country generally all suck and pander to the money gods rather than doing what's right for the people of this country.

When election time comes around, we are forced to chose between a douchebag and a turd sandwich and we end being left with voting for the lesser of two evils.

Let's just skip it and vote for the best evil we can get.

Vote Cthulhu in 2008!

Potential running mates:
- Dick Cheney: he's definitely got a lot of experience at being evil

1. Politicians Are Only Mostly Evil

2. Cthulhu Has Far More Experience

3. Buy One Soul Devouring, Get One Free