Help keep David Hasselhoff sober!

We have the evidence! David Hasselhoff is an alcoholic slob.

We are trying to bring "The Hoff" back to the small screen and there is one thing standing in our way, Dave's insistence on being a whino.

We here at the S.T.H.F.D (Stop The Hoff From Drinking) would like the people of the world to sympathize and help stop Dave from drinking. Whether it be knocking his beer over at a bar or simply NOT SERVING HIM. Any help is desperately needed.

We can't wait to see you tear it up Hoff!!

1. David Hasselhoff has to STOP drinking immediately!

2. He MUST return to network television!

3. He SHOULD do a sitcom based on his efforts to stop his drinking and get on the wagon!